10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob