10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob