10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.