10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.