10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT