10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.