10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.