10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm