10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha