10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "No river, no fish."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine