10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- It's Free To Fold...
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event