10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss