10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword