10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.