10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.