10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.