10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth