10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."