10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus