10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS