10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike