10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright