10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.