10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT