10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer