10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown