10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003