10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!