10 Random Poker Quotes

Welcome to kicker school
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
Never educate a stupid poker player.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway