10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05