10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed