10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio