10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.