10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.