10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--