10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)