10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.