10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.