10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician