10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"