10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth