10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls