10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier