10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A