10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha