10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.