10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls