10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.