10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger