10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --